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not like them Uncle Sam. |
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While we look for
that Saddam
"Eat them" Eat them" says
Uncle Sam.
Eat them here and eat them there,
you will eat them everywhere!
You will eat them in Iraq.
You will eat them while you attack.
"Eat those MREs" said he.
But we don't like 'em, can't you see?
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We will not eat them here
or there,
we will not eat them anywhere.
We will not eat them in Iraq.
We will not eat them while
we attack.
Their smell is bad, their look is worse.
MREs are a soldier's curse!
We do not like them Uncle Sam.
We'd rather eat green eggs and ham. |
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INCOMING!!! |
Open up and take a bite,
your mouth will quiver in delight.
With happiness you soon will sigh.
Could you, would you, will you try?
MREs are yummy treats!
Better then the finest sweets.
Brave Soldiers eat them, one and all.
It makes them strong so they stand tall.
Eat them here and eat them there.
You will eat them everywhere!
You will eat them in Iraq.
You will eat them while you attack.
Eat them. Eat them. Eat them now!
Or off you'll go to the hoosegow. |
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We said it
once. We said it twice.
We really tried to say it nice.
We won't eat what we don't like.
Don't bother us, go take a hike!
Get it through your skull so thick--
the sight of them - it makes us sick!
We will not eat them here or there.
We will not eat them anywhere.
We will not eat them in Iraq.
We will not eat them while we attack.
We know we’ve said this once before.
We're sure you think we're quite the
bore.
But we can’t stand 'em - understand?
We don't like them, Uncle Sam!
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You will eat them in the
mosque.
You will sit and eat them on a rock.
You will eat them from the box,
You will eat them with a fox.
You will them eat in the rain,
Don't make me tell you this again!
You will eat them on the border,
I'm Uncle Sam and that's an order!
They are delicious; I do not lie,
Now will you, will you, will you try?
Eat them! Eat them! You must! You will!
Eat them now with your uncle bill! |
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We will not eat them, not
with Bill,
Now that would make us very ill!
Should you serve them with a fox
or inside a cardboard box,
We'd burn the box, all flaming red
And eat the roasted fox
instead.
Its hard enough to be deployed
but these MREs make us annoyed.
We will not eat them here or there.
We will not eat them anywhere.
Not in Iraq, not while we attack.
Not in a mosque, not on a rock
Not in the rain. Not with Hussien.
We do not like them Uncle Sam.
We'd rather eat green eggs and ham.
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Pardon please, may we be
dismissed?
We should go, we're getting pissed!
You see, we would rather eat the wrap.
The stuff inside, it tastes like crap.
Who makes this stuff? We'd like to smack
'em.
Point 'em out and we'll attack 'em!
Let them eat it three times a day.
We don't like them, that's what we say!
We do not like them Uncle Sam.
We'd rather eat green eggs and ham.
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| Disclaimer  If we happen to
offend,
our mistake we will mend.
This is all we ask of you,
Please be nice and do not sue!
"Green Eggs And Ham" we did not write,
we're not due a copyright.
That belongs to Dr. Suess,
so any profits we refuse.
Now that we have had our say,
we hope you all have a nice day.
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